Clubbing

A:M Afterhours

The Saturday morning afters!

WHEN: usually every Friday Night/Saturday morning from 3am.

WHERE: Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RT midday- 8pm.

NEAREST TUBE: Vauxhall

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: A:M goes from strength to strength with Steven Sharp at the helm, packed with a sexy, trendy and up for it party crowd featuring London and Europe’s finest DJs, dancers and performers. Expect brilliant cutting edge music.

OUR SAY: The crowd can be dodgy at the best of times, but if you are after a decadent, more than likely drug fuelled and wild clubbing experience than A:M can provide it. A lot of the gay tribes get down there…probably not as hot as it used to be, but still a lot of fun.

DJS: DJs on rotation Paul Heron, Gonzalo Rivas, D’Johnny, Guy Williams, Fat Tony, David Jiminez, Jamie Head and special guests.

BEYOND Afterhours

Londons’s number one club being voted best brand both in 2009 & 2010 in the SeenQueen.com Club Poll. At home in AREA, it is London’s most famous after hours.

WHEN: usually every Sunday morning from 6am.

WHERE: AREA 67 Albert Embankment London Vauxhall SE1 7TP

NEAREST TUBE: Vauxhall

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: The UK’s biggest and best after-hours party every Saturday night/Sunday morning open at 6am. Three rooms of sensation music with turbocharged house in the Main Room, deep tech house in the Future House Chapel, and uplifting anthems in the Sunrise Terrace Bar. Plus incredible dance shows from Shaun Capewell & Elektra Paris, amazing sound and lights, pyrotechnics, CO2 cool downs, and spectacular laser shows.

OUR SAY: The crowd as Beyond is very dependent upon what precedes it. Expect a better quality crowd after events like WE, WEEK & SuperMartxe. Lots of gAyLISTER, hunks, muscle guys, Latinos, girls and plenty of freaks.

DJS: Main Room DJs Steve Pitron, Mikey D and Alan K are joined by regular guests including Sharp Boys, Gonzalo Rivas and Paul Heron. Over in the Chapel, HiFi Sean, Paul Christian and Ariel drop the hottest, progressive Future House Music, and in the Sunrise Terrace Bar Fat Tony and guests play the biggest, uplifting house anthems.

BARCODE VAUXHALL

Vauxhall relaxed and down to earth bar come club.

WHEN: Saturday night 10pm-6am

WHERE: Barcode Vauxhall 69 Goding Street, London SE11 5AW

NEAREST TUBE: Vauxhall

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: Barcode Vauxhall has been going strong for over 4 years. Now settled in the heart of the Vauxhall Gay Village Barcode has become a regular fixture on the clubbing circuit at weekends and in the week offers a cool bar vibe.

OUR SAY: A down to earth bar attracting the usual mix of clubbers, muscle lads, hunks, Vauxhall trash and more. A bar in the front with a DJ and club in the back with it’s own DJ makes up this venue. Basic lighting, good sound, cruisy and friendly.

DJS: Steven Artis, Alessandro Londra, Mattias Dabo, Steve Thomas, Saki + MORE

WEBSITE: www.bar-code.co.uk

CLUB NATION @ LO PROFILE

Soho’s biggest Saturday night.

WHERE: 84-86 Wardour Street London W1F 0TQ

NEAREST TUBE: Leicester Square or Tottenham Court Road

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: The hugely popular Gaydarradio’s weekend show ClubNation has joined up every Saturday night with ridiculously stylish West End Club Lo Profile to showcase to you the best DJ’s, Record labels, and Club Night’s from around the world. The soundtrack to your weekend is set to explode with the best creative talents we can find in what promises to be a ferociously exciting collaboration between the world’s largest (2.2million listeners worldwide) and Multi Award winning Gay Radio Station; and London’s Slickest Hi End Gay Club.

OUR SAY: CLUB NATION @ LOPROFILE has some of the scene biggest name DJs spinning to a hot and sexy crowd. LoProfile is a clubbing destination unto itself or a frist stop for those who are on a mission. Either way the crowd is cool, horny, hot and with plenty of the Soho colourfuls dropping in for a dance or two.

DJS: Brent Nicholls, Alessandro Londra, Tony English, Steve Pitron, Jamie Head, Mikey D, D’Johnny , Paul Heron, Nick Evans and many more.

WEBSITE: http://gaydarprofile.com/

GIGOLO

WHEN: Wednesday Night 10pm-3am

WHERE: SHADOW LOUNGE  5-7 Brewer Street, SOHO, W1F 0RF London, United Kingdom

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: GIGOLO – ? DIRRRTY DISCO ACTION! ?

Let him take you on a trip back to the future of Disco …

The SHOOTMEUP boys return to give you another piece of their notoriously sexy iconic club photography exclusively at GIGOLO.  GIGOLO brings together a fusion of the hottest Dj talent to spin a combination of retro Disco, uplifting Disco house and dirty nu Disco beats. International PORNOSTAR guests work their $$$makers in the VIP booth. SHOOTMEUP attract London’s hottest posers from the East end fashion forward, West End muscle boys to the sluttiest Tranies and hottest gay scene celebs…Gigolo was THE slamming Summer Disco of 2011 and continues to heat up midweek Soho every Wednesday.

There is literally no other party like this in SOHO… any day of the week!  GIGOLO his business is your pleasure…! In & out, a great ride, friendly and a TOP guy….so have fun, get naked, GRAB A COCKTAIL AND GET F*CKED!!

OUR SAY: Pretty much as described above. Funky tunes, some of London’s hottest boys added to the Shadow Lounge usual crowd.

WEBSITE: http://gigolodisco.tumblr.com/

GUTTERSLUT

Gutterslut is marked as an alternative gAyLIST club. It attracts the hip, the trendy, the creative and the underground club kids.

WHEN: usually last Saturday of each month.

WHERE: East Bloc, 217 City Road, London EC1V 1JN

NEAREST TUBE: Old Street

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: The three Fs are what East London’s Gutterslut live by – filth, fun and fashion. A tranny loving, punky-chic gathering of the brash, the bold and the beautiful” DJ MAGAZINE

OUR SAY: Just when you think London clubbing has gone generic an alternative like Gutterslut mixes up fashion, music and credibility with a fun and trendy crowd. So hip it hurts, it attracts a lot of the fashionistas.

DJS: Main DJs mare Nic Fischer, Per QX and guests

WEBSITE: www.myspace.com/gutterslutuk

HARD ON- BEST MONTHLY CLUB 2011

London’s infamous fetish club run by the equally infamous Suzie Krueger. The club challenges old skool fetish with a funky soundtrack, strict dress code but with an open mind and redefines fetish as the ‘dirty dance club.’

WHERE: Factory 64-65 Goding Street, London SE11 5AW

NEAREST TUBE: Vauxhall

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: HARD ON is a members only club however members may now bring up to 4 guests. Entry is £15 for members and £20 for guests. Playroom, Cruise Balcony and huge danceflor. Strict dress code applies.

OUR SAY: Hard On is one of London’s most uniques night out. Perfectly combing fetish cruise with dance, its strict dress code ensures there is a down to earth and attitude free vibe where everyone is out for a good tie and to share their love of their particular fetish. The crowd is mostly men with a few women (lesbians) and some transsexuals. It attracts some of the hottest men to some of the scariest…all in a melting pot with a sexual atmosphere and a large dance floor with cutting edge sounds trying to redefine the fetish soundtrack.

DJS: Halo-Is, Brent Nicholls, Sharon O Love, Huog’sland + more

WEBSITE: www.hardonclub.co.uk

LATER

Day clubbing at’s it best with a friendly and funky vibe, and full of those who can’t sleep and those who want a fun Sunday club experience without being trashed fro work on Monday.

WHEN: Every Sunday afternoon, midday – 7pm @ Fire

WHERE: Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RT

NEAREST TUBE: Vauxhall

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: Fire’s infamous Sunday afternoon soiree, currently one of the hottest party spots in London, is getting set for winter with some rather exciting new features. There will now be extra rooms open to accommodate all those hot and hedonistic clubbers, and the Fire Garden has even had a major spruce-up, including awnings and luxurious faux-grass. The outside terrace still offers the perfect place to venture for a chillout and a respite from the club indoors. Feeling peckish? Grab a freshly prepared burger from the BBQ and relax in the winter sun while you enjoy it.

OUR SAY: The leader of day clubbing decadence. Many get up, have breakfast and then head off for some day clubbing fun. Others are still going from Saturday…this mix makes the place a little edgy, a little wild and needless to day a lot of fun.

DJS: various Fire DJs.

MATINEE

Fourth Saturday of the month…sexy Spanish styled club.

WHEN: Fourth Saturday of each month 11pm-7am

WHERE: Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RT

NEAREST TUBE: Vauxhall

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: n/a

OUR SAY: MATINEE was the club that originally led the Spanish invasion ands it’s return is welcomed. Fire is probably not the best venue, it remaining cramped for such an event, but this is the London version of Matinee after all.

DJS:  Pier Morrocco / Johnny Cermann D’Johnny / Per QX / Severino Panzetta / Jamie Head / Massimo Paramour / Rob Sykes / Lee Yeomans / Jonny M Marsh

ONYX

AREAS Friday night clubbing phenomena…young, vibrant and one for the chavs.

WHEN: Friday 10pm-5am

WHERE: AREA 67 Albert Embankment London Vauxhall SE1 7TP

NEAREST TUBE: Vauxhall

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: When 3 unique music styles, a massive line up of London’s finest DJs and an excitable Friday night crowd come together under the roof of one of the city’s favourite nightclubs Area, you know you’re in for something special. Onyx is a weekly party that never rests, striving to create fantastic clubbing moments for it’s regulars and the new faces that make their way South of the river, following the word on the capital’s clubbing’s lips… ONYX. Constantly fresh, bringing you the very best of sounds of now plus special parties and incredible live PA’s and guest DJ’s including Pagano, Shawnee Taylor, Amanda WIlson, Peyton, Katherine Ellis, Hoxton Whores, Krysten Cummings, Soul Avengerz, Amanda Wilson, & many more.

OUR SAY: This is not gAyLIST in our sense of the word but one worth mentioning as it best represents the young generation of clubbers who have nothing else to compare it to. With a music policy more playlist than anything else to else to reflect the young, energetic and commercial iGeneration crowd. Although at times they get credible DJs to play but in this is a good time place with commercial, hi energy and pumping house plus two other rooms to cater to the pop princess that go there. The crowd is young, chav styled, at time provincial, some hunks and gAyLISTers. It’s interesting and worth a look.

DJS: The Onyx Allstar DJs… Lee Harris, Jonny M, JC Christopher, Verity Mayes, Lady Lloyd, Tasty Tim, Jason Prince & James St James, Lisa German & Ariel + live percussion from Donald Gamble… plus special guests including Leandro Kloppel, Matt King, Alex Baker & more.

ORANGE

The infamous Sunday night club!

WHEN: Sunday nights from 11pm-9am

WHERE: Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RT

NEAREST TUBE: Vauxhall

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: The original Sunday night/Monday morning phenomenon promoted by Steven Sharp, adding real bite to the end of the weekend. Orange is going from strength to strength with a fresh citrus blast on the main floor with pumping house tunes. Room two is totally RAW with the best in groundbreaking minimal tech house from.

OUR SAY: The crowd can be dodgy at the best of times, after all is is the last port of call for Sunday night clubbing, but is is exactly that elelemnt which gives this club edge, a sense of pure decadence and craziness. The RAW room is a real treat that wants to hear deep and sexy music.

DJS: main floor- The Sharp Boys, The Oli, Terry Bryan and Paul Martin. RAW room- Gonzalo Rivas, HiFi Sean, plus guests such as Nick Tcherniak.

PLAY>TIME: Best Weekly Club 2011

LOPROFILE turns itself into a den on sin and sex as intenrational pornstars take to the podium…and what is that bed for?

WHEN: Fridays 10pm-4am

WHERE: 84-86 Wardour Street London W1F 0TQ

NEAREST TUBE: Leicester Square or Tottenham Court Road

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: Now is your chance to realize all of your wildest of dreams at Soho’s infamous uber stylish, and super slick venue Lo-Profile. As we promise to bring all of the sexiest Pornstars within your reach. Every Friday the venue will be transformed into a red light district wonderland where only the hottest of the hot strut their stuff. Our resident XXX Host Jay Roberts will be meeting and greeting all the downtown pimps, hookers, muscle boys, glitterati, disco freaks, gogo boys and creatures of the night that want to party with us in true Gaydar Style. Jay will also be controlling just who gets to party the night away in our special Playtime Bedroom with our Super Hot Stars. Our pleasure really is to bring you the hottest Porn Stars from all the best Porn Companies available on a weekly basis for your fun times, at Lo-Profile’s newest night PLAY>TIME.

OUR SAY: Lo Profile sexes it up with the hot Jay Roberts who leads an array of pornstars into mischief. PlayTime puts the sexiness into Friday nights.

DJS: Brent Nicholls, Alessandro Londra, Tony English, Steve Pitron, Jamie Head, Mikey D, D’Johnny , Paul Heron, Nick Evans and many more.

WEBSITE: http://www.facebook.com/pages/PLAYTIME/123362617765418

ROOM SERVICE

Deluxe Gay Clubbing at it’s social best.

WHEN: Thursdays @ Miabella 12-13 Greek St Soho 10pm-3am

WHERE: Miabella 12-13 Greek St Soho

NEAREST TUBE: Leicester Square

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: t it gay London’s Thursday hotspot – a genuine cult brand and a party staple for boys in the know. Boasting the hottest guys and coolest clubbers, Room Service has hit the boyztown map so hard and fast because it offers something you said you wanted – kick-ass DJs, hot GoGo dancers and a boutique style club venue. Think a sexy, sweaty downtown New York vibe in one of London’s chicest venues – bang in the middle of the original gay district. It’s a no-nonsense night out. Listen to the hype, do an extra set of push-ups, pick out something sexy to wear (it’ll come off anyway) and dial up for some Room Service.

OUR SAY: This is one club that actually matches it’s own press releases,

DJS: Kris Di Angelis – Fat Tony – Mikey D – Steve Pitron – Jim Warboy – Severino – Tom Stephan – James Pople – Fidel

WEBSITE: www.clubroomservice.com

SOCIETY

A glamorous nuFunk night on A Thursday night at this hip trendy club.

WHERE: 84-86 Wardour Street London W1F 0TQ

NEAREST TUBE: Leicester Square or Tottenham Court Road

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: Lo-Profile is transformed every Thursday night into a pop-up basement discotheque where you can disco hard on the throbbing dance floor with Soho’s finest.

OUR SAY: a friendly, funky and nuFunk fuelled night for mid week mischief. Nice crowd.

DJS: Nathan Six, Jamie Head, Jammie Hammond, Ale Amaral, Renato Porto + more

WEBSITE: n/a

SUPERMARTXE

Extravagant circuit style clubbing wrapped in Latin sexiness

NEAREST TUBE: Southwark

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: n/a

OUR SAY: SuperMartxe London shook up the London gay scene with big and extravagant events raising the bar on clubbing. It was, however, marred by bad logistics including massive queues and badly organised coat checks . With a declining reputation they moved venues several times to end up at Pulse where it is now reestablishing itself as a major player on the gay scene.

DJS: Spanish guest, Tony English, Nick Tcherniak + more

WEBSITE: www.alexerfan.com

WE LONDON

Winner of Best Event 2010 and Best New Brand 2010 WE is one of London;s biggest clubbing events.

NEAREST TUBE: Elephant & Castle

PROMOTERS DESCRIPTION: WE Party London – the capital’s hottest new super-brand!

OUR SAY: WE London is certainly one of the biggest clubs to hit London since SuperMrtXe. Each and every party is packed with girgeous hunks, up for it clubbers and other members of the gay tribes. Big productions, London’s most popular DJs and international guest spin to an well and truly up for it crowd.

DJS.: D’Johnny, Gonzalo, Steve Pitron, Spanish Guest + more

WEBSITE: n/a